Welcome to Paradise You have been chosen to
Welcome to Paradise!!!
You have been chosen to enter the maze of fire and brimstone and pain and suffering and torture and bombs and grenades and flaming butterflies and asphalt raining from the sky and evil cats and maniacal pants bent on world destruction and all that bad stuff. You will die because you will be faced with horrible creatures such as drunken chinchillas and bigfoot and Moldy cheese man and Evil Superman. But worst of all. You will have to defeat the team of evil doing. This team is composed of an evil mouse with a lightsaber and solja’ boy!!!! Beware! You will also be faced with your biggest challenge of all, the maze with the longest intro in history!!!! DIE you will. Enter the maze that was described above
Alternitively, you could enter the maze of pretty flowers and kittens and butterflies and unicorns and puppies and the second longest intro in history. Enter
We do not know why there is a door in the middle of a very bad place. A very bad place where souls go to be tortured for many different reasons such as murder, breaking the law and all that bad stuff. This isn’t where people take a vacation and leave soon after through a convenient door. We will soon have the door removed but because half the people here are criminals, law isn’t are strongest aspect. Therefore we will not sue you if you use the door to escape at this very second. By the way, if you are still reading this, the door has been destroyed by vandalists, who by the way make up 26. 7% percent of our population. Good day. Live long and die late. (because frankly we are running out of space. ) Periods are fun too type.
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You have reached your first intersection pick a door!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Zac Efron’s a dingus, is that so true? Fact or Fiction?
You’re right! He is a dingus.
An evil 9 year old bent on the destruction of Jolly old Saint Nicholas stuck a car bomb to the underside of his sleigh that was triggered by the last 3 notes of “Jingle Bells. ” Santa received 5 th degree burns, burns only achievable by magical people such as the Easter Bunny. He can no longer deliver presents to anyone who lives anywhere other than a hospital somewhere in the middle of Nevada, which is like no one, what do you do besides scream like a little girl? Take on the role of Santa Do nothing
The people think you are a horrible Santa and sue you. The government finds in favor of the angry mob and takes all your money. Then the bank declares that you only have $20. 38 to your name. This money then gets used to buy a wooden stake on which they tie you to and burn you. The sight of Santa’s death sends 73. 2% of 5 year olds into minor depression, which soon causes a 49% drop in the 5 year old population due to suicide related death.
Since you did nothing former U. S. President Bill Clinton stepped in to take the role, seeing as how well he fits the description. (Fat, white bearded, guy, in his 50, 000’s, etc. ) Everyone loves him because he is not Al Gore.
To find the door to choose, solve this math problem: 1 – 2 x 3 - 4 + 14 / 2 + 0. 5= y y x y= z z – y= Q Z+ Q – y + 3 + (-z) / 5= W W=? 1 2
Correct! W = doorknob!
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