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Unexpectedly, your mother falls gravely ill, (she said that anyways), she wants you to go out to buy some Chinese Takeaway. You are relieved because it saves your dad to cook. She wants sweet and sour chicken, Chinese specialised curry, and prawn crackers… She also tells you to get some for your 5 siblings and your father. You took £ 50. GO OUT!

You are at that really adorable dogs shop…. You are astonished at how much this pet shop has changed… Carry on walking…. You can go East …. CARRY ON WALKING EAST!

You bump into a street trader. They are shouting “Get your bargain of gloves TODAY!” You pretend to be really interested……. You can talk to him, or go south. TALK TO HIM. GO SOUTH.

“Hello there…. How are you? ” he said in a unusually attractive Indian accent. You are really freaked out about this… You can walk away or carry on talking to this randomer…. RUN AWAY! TALK TO RANDOMER

You bump into a friend from the gym at the GYM… you pretend to ignore her… Go to TKMAXX…. You can’t help but talk…. You hate ignoring people.

You are at TKMAXX. You can see a 20% discount sign. You are really tempted to go in… But you have to buy your ill mum some food. GO IN! YOU WANT SOME BARGAINS ! WALK AWAY! YOU NEED TO OBEY YOUR MOTHER!

“Hi? ” you say a bit nervously…. “Would you be interested in buying some colourful gloves today? ” said the randomer “No, I am fine thanks… I might come back later…. ” you say. WALK AWAY

You are in TKMAXX! You see some awesome trainers for only £ 5! What a bargain! Then someone snatches it before you get there. You are really upset. CHASE HER! YOU WENT THEM SHOES! LEAVE IT, YOU DON’T WANT TO WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS ENERGY!

DEAD END!! Take a short cut!

You chase her around the whole TKMAXX superstore. You are exhausted. You want to give up but you remember how awesome them YOU ARE IN A MASSIVE DILEMMA! shoes were. You eventually give in. WALK OUT!

You finally see your target… The Chinese Take Away. You run the last 35 metres. But then, you hear a moaning. A tramp sitting on the cold ground. You promise to get him a Thai Green Curry. You go to the take away, buy ONLY the Thai green curry and walk back. Then, he goes to hug you, however, he grabs your money. YOU NEED TO CHASE HIM! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! (TO GET THE MONEY BACK!)

“Hi Kristy, ” you say reluctantly. “Hi! We should totally get some coffee some time…” she said in the new annoying American accent she has developed. RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

You go to get that filthy robber. You are running for your life! Then, you notice that Stephen Hawking was just sitting there, staring into space. Talk to him! YOU ARE A MASSIVE FAN! Forget it. YOU WANT YOUR £ 50 BACK!

You walk to him, nervously. You are very scared. You are about to meet a legend (even though you know there is a teenager that is actually cleverer than him!) You have seen him in that stupid Go Compare Advertisements! YOU ARE SOOOO EXCITED. However, you he starts to set off to go. You chase him, even though you are in pain. You give up. Scan the street for that evil robber. You find him. GO CHASE HIM!

You carry on chasing him. He is miles ahead. Then, you have a magnificent idea! You grab that bicycle nearby and catch him up, whoever the bike belongs to. Jump on the bike! You are exhausted. Just leave it!

SORRY!!!!!! YOU DIDN’T BUY THE TAKEAWAY SO YOUR MOTHER GROUNDED YOU SHOULD HAVE CARRIED ON CHASING THE TRAMP! RESTART! SORRY!

Unsteadily, you are riding the old bike. You follow the tramp and finally catch him up. You are one metre away! AALMOST THERE! You’ve grabbed him. Took the £ 50 and headed finally towards the Chinese take away. Head towards the takeaway!

You are going to the takeaway. You can see the inside of the takeaway. You can see a massive fan of yours! MIRANDA HART!!!!!!!!! You are flattered. Met two fans in one day! BONUS!!!! Go to talk to Miranda! Just go and buy the meal.

“HI MIRANDA! I AM A MASSIVE FAN!” you scream. “Talking to the queen of comedy, are we? You are talking to a what I call legend! Hahahaha! Such fun!!!!!!” Not the introduction you expected from Miranda, but Oh well! Just walk away and buy the take away!

You have brought the take away and you are heading back home. You really regret not talking to Miranda Hart. RESTART! SORRY

“I’m actually going back home to eat with my family!” you say. “Would you care to join us? ” you ask. “I would love to. Saves me from doing a duvet cocoon!” Miranda replied. “Awesome! That’s sorted. ” you said excitedly. Buy the takeaway and walk home with Miranda Hart!.

You bump into the Indian guy again! You ignore him as you have the most awesome comedian on earth STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! But then, to your surprise, you see Paul Mc. Cartney and the WHOLE One Direction group just chatting away with Mc. Cartney. You tug Miranda towards them “Evening all!” Miranda says, casually. “AHHHHH! MIRANDA! I AM SUCH A BIG FAN! SUCH FUN!!!!” Zayn screams, hugging and jumping in a PUBLIC PLACE! RUN AWAY FROM ALL OF THEM! See where this awkward conversation goes.

You are running for your life. You notice how weird they are to scream when they meet another celebrity. Such weirdoes. Why? You look back at, but you can’t find them. Then you realise that they are right behind you. “BUT LADY!!! I WANT MY CHINESE TAKEAWAY!!!!!!” Miranda shouted. However, One Direction are still chasing you! “Don’t worry girl! They will trip on their trousers!” Miranda screamed on the top of her voice. You suddenly take a minor U-turn. You are sprinting back to Miranda and Paul. You don’t mind them but One Direction are really annoying you. . . Even though you know that your sister is a massive fan. You leave 1 D behind and grab Paul and Miranda and drag them towards the direction of the your house. Rest, your exhausted!!!!!!!!!!!

“Right! RUN!!!!!!! This freaky guy is a what I call weirdo!” “We actually all call it a weirdo, ” you add. “JUST RUN YOU IMPOSSIBLE GIRL!” Miranda screams “Wait actually, Paul, tag along!” He jumps off his seat reluctantly and runs after me. Then, you notice One Direction chasing after you. “Don’t worry guys, their trousers will trip them up!!!!!” she says! You listen to her and just carry on walking.

At last, the annoying 1 D boys are out of sight. You walk unsteadily. You are too tired to realise that Miranda and Paul are still following you. You are relieved. “Oh! You are still here! I thought you left a long time ago!” you exclaim. “Of course we’re still here! I STILL WANT MY CHINESE TAKEAWAY!” “Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that!” you blush. You have just embarrassed yourself in front of the QUEEN OF COMEDY! You carry on walking. Then, you see a vague figure walking towards you. You back off. The hooded figure starts running you. You run the opposite direction. You know a short cut. TAKE IT! GO AND TAKE THE SHORT CUT!!

You realise that the figure is calling your name. It’s your worried sister. You follow her home, however, you sister-like she always is- tries to attract the celebrities attention. It fails!! Well done !! You are finally at home

They eventually do trip over their trousers and gives up. You walk home happily with Miranda and Paul! Fingers cross that your family don’t embarrass you. HAVE DINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED IT THE WAY YOU WANTED TO! YOU ARE HAPPY AND HAVE AN VERY INTERESTING AND FUNNY DINNER! RESTART AND GO A DIFFERENT WAY! RESTART!