The Most Interesting War in the World World
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The Most Interesting War in the World.
World War 1, Hitler's Service • I Don’t always go to war but when I do I receive Germanys highest award for courage. • I Don’t always feel humiliated but when I do its because the Armistice was unjust.
• I don’t always March for the Bavarian Parliament but when I do my soldiers are fired upon and I go to jail for five years. • I don’t always go to jail but when I do I write about mien Kompf.
• I don’t always run for chancellor but when I do its because the president thought he could get rid of me after. • I don’t always arrest communist leaders but when I do its because I took advantage of a mentally unstable communist burned down the Reichstag
• I don’t always become a dictator but when I do its because I passed a law that allows me to make laws without the parliaments approval • I don’t always eliminate my political opposition but when I do its referred to as the “night of the long knives”
• I don’t always target children with Nazi propaganda but when I do they start at six. • I don’t always ease attacks on Jews but when I do its because of the Olympics
• I don’t always invade countries but when I do I take back nearly all the territory taken in world war one • I don’t always break promises but when I do it results in the invasion of Russia. • I don’t always take Europe by storm but when I do its using a tactic called blitzkrieg
• I don’t always go on the defensive but when I do its because other allies open another front • I don’t always make military errors but when I do it’s the turning point in the war against Russia • I don’t always lose a world war but when I do I kill myself rather than face the consequences.
