The Fart catalogue Early Morning The best way

The Fart catalogue Early Morning The best way to start the morning is with a good FART! You don’t even need to lift the sheets and blankets to smell it. . . It is known as the “shelfish fart” because nobody likes to share it. Sound Effect Party Ordinary and Common This FART is good in any occasion, it does not smell that much because it is not done with fury. . . This fart happens when you walk along the street and you want it to come out slowly, but it is tracherous! Sound Effect Surprise! You are at a party but the bathroom is busy. The best thing to do is taking refuge in a corner of the room and admire the paintings. You caugh when farting expecting nobody notices it, but the smell lingers. . . Sound Effect A real bad FART!!! You are walking along the street and suddently there it is in all its glory. You have to run and look for a toilet to clean yourself. Sound Effect The Flat Fart This is a common fart during school years or when you are joking with friends. It leaves a nice bubble around your ass and a brown spot on your creamy pants. Sound Effect Office Fart You can get away with this one! You are at your office and it happen, s but you pretend it didn’t. . . What you can’t hide though it is the horredous smell. . . Sound Effect