The Best TShirts of Summer 1999 Around a
The Best T-Shirts of Summer 1999
(Around a picture of dandelions): I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All. . . I Just Can't Remember It All
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
(Spotted at a gay pride parade): My Son Just Came Out of the Closet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.
(Spotted on Cape Cod): If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
What If the Hokey Pokey Really IS What It's All About?
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.
The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard.
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything.
Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well.
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night.
A City Is a Large Community Where People Are Lonesome Together.
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
Huked on Fonicks Werked Four Me.
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