Napoleons Resume When Napoleon was banished to the
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Napoleon’s Resume When Napoleon was banished to the island of St. Helena, European powers believed that he would live out his existence under house arrest as a sad, defeated man. But imagine…what if Napoleon needed to get a job? Think about it…most of his wealth has been stripped away, his titles are meaningless, and he has very few friends left to support him. If he wants to continue living the life of an emperor, he must support himself!
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“Kanye” OBJECTIVE: Seeking employment as God. EDUCATION: Homeschooled – University of Kanye RELATED EXPERIENCE: • Went to Church once • I have a song called “Jesus Walks” PREVIOUS WORK EXPERIENCE: • Best singer of all time • Best rapper of all time • Best father of all time • Best husband of all time COMMUNITY SERVICE: • Played basketball against wheelchair/disabled children • Picked up trash. Married it. • Fixed Kim’s dress that one time. • Named my daughter a direction so she could never get lost HONORS AND ACTIVITIES: • Best everything of all time • Stole Taylor’s VMA award • Understands everything • Controls everything • NOT a fish • Selfless • Heartless REFERENCES: Kanye SKILLS When creating a resume, you need to make Napoleon marketable! Include his education, skills, honors, and anything else important. Try to “spin” his negative attributes to make them sound positive as well!
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“Napoleon” OBJECTIVE: Seeking employment as a barista at Starbucks. EDUCATION: PREVIOUS WORK EXPERIENCE: RELATED EXPERIENCE: COMMUNITY SERVICE: HONORS AND ACTIVITIES: SKILLS: REFERENCES: Kanye WHEN CREATING A RESUME, YOU NEED TO MAKE NAPOLEON MARKETABLE! INCLUDE HIS EDUCATION, SKILLS, HONORS, AND ANYTHING ELSE IMPORTANT. TRY TO “SPIN” HIS NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES TO MAKE THEM SOUND POSITIVE AS WELL!
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