Le Wacky and Uncharacteristic Life of Doge START

Le Wacky and Uncharacteristic Life of Doge START

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Oh boy it’s my first day of school! I can’t wait to meet new friends and have fun at school. I sure hope nothing bad happens because that would not be good!

I gotta go get ready and have breakfast!

Good morning Mom! Good morning Dad!

Good morning son!

Good morning sweetie! Are you excited for your first day of school?

You bet I am! I can’t wait to meet new people! I bet I’m going to have so much fun!

Good for you son! I’m busy for work today so I’m sorry I can’t take you to school today. Your Mom is free though and school is only walking distance from here. Would you like her to take you?

Go with Mom Go alone

I want Mom to take me! Despite being very excited, I’m really nervous. I don’t know what’s gonna happen so I might as well go with Mom.

Ok son, anything for you! Don’t worry too much, I’m sure you’ll be fine at school.

Alright sweetie, just follow me and we’ll get to school in no time!

5 minutes later. . .

Dogelore Elementary Here we are! Thanks Mom!

Dogelore Elementary No problem sweetie! Just make sure you have a great day at school alright. Love you!

Dogelore Elementary Oh boy! It’s my first day of school and I’m really excited. I sure hope nothing wacky and uncharacteristic happens!

Oh wow! This is my classroom! I’m so excited to learn so many things in the next 16 years in my life!

Oh look, a classmate! I gotta go talk to them and see if they want to be my friend!

Hello there! My name is Doge. And you are?

Oh hemlo. My name ims cheems. I’m somrry if I tamlk weirmd. Omther kimds fimd me weirmd because omf the way I tamlk.

Don’t befriend him Befriend him

I’ll be your friend! Even if you speak weird, I’m sure we can still be friends!

Oh wow. Thamk youm. Youm arm my firmst friemd. Im som hamppy.

No problem! We can be friends forever!

Hey dorks. Oh if it isn’t funny speaking dude and whoever this loser is.

What are you? His friend? To think that this kid would have a friend just makes me laugh. Can you not hear how he speaks?

Hey that’s not very nice. Everyone should have a friend it doesn’t matter if he speaks weird.

You shouldn’t be talking to people like that. It’s very mean.

Like I care (lol). If you are his friend, that makes you weird too.

Stop it! You’re hurting our feelings!

Domge. Thamts enough. Lemts jumst gemt oumt of herme.

Leave him alone Fight him

Yeah you know what?

I don’t care.

You’re just some jerk why should we listen to you.

I can choose who I want my friends to be.

I bet you don’t even have friends! This is why you’re doing this stuff aren’t you?

Domge that wams a bimt mumch dom’t you thimk?

I think I did well.

Not enough actually.

Anyways, I don’t think he’ll be doing that anytime soon so at least he’s taken care of.

Wellm almrighmt. Thamks fomr hamving my bamck. I’m so gramteful to hamve you as a friemd.

12 years later. . .

Oh boy. My first day of college. I can’t wait to see what I can learn. I just sure hope that I won’t drown in my college debt.

Oh no. . .

I’m almost out of gas. . .

I can either try to get to school as fast as possible or stop for some gas. I’m afraid I might be late though. . .

Go straight to school Stop for fuel

Better to be safe than sorry. I’ll just gas up and get to school. Would rather be late than dead haha am I right?

Oh no! I’m late by a few minutes! I gotta get to class quick!

Hola (Hello)

¿También llegas tarde a clase? (Are you late for class too? )

You’re speaking Spanish but I can somehow understand you. . .

eso no importa (That’s not important)

¿Quieres? (Do you want? )

*Perro hands you the boof* (“Boof” is street slang for a roll of marijuana)

Accept the boof Refuse the boof

No thanks. I’m all against drugs and you shouldn’t be taking those. They could ruin your life. I got to get to class and I’m already late.

El loco

I somehow didn’t get that.

Sorry I’m late! I ran out of gas an-

No excuses. Why would you be late on your first day?

This can’t go without punishment.

You actually can’t respawn anymore. No matter how many choices you make and change, you can’t change the inevitable. *click anywhere to continue*

su ch y er w wo v Thanks for playing or wasting your time; whichever you’d like to call it. I’m writing this at 1 in the morning please let me sleep. Never thought I’d say this but I’ve seen too much doge this past week. Back to title much doge sle ep de pr ive d

Ok I’ll try it. Probably won’t hurt to try.

*inhales*

*choking noises*

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

I think I just choked on some kind of smoke? What a weird dream. This is why I should never do drugs, especially those gross “vaping” things that people do. I hate nicotine. Anyways. . .

I shouldn’t be late for my first day! That would certainly be bad.

Welp. Off I go then.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

What just happened? Did I die? It was just a dream anyways so. . .

Domge pleamse dom’t. You’re gomma gemt hurmt.

No Cheems. I have to do this.

Oh so you want to fight? Alright then. No problem.

Dogelore Elementary

5 minutes later. . .

Dogelore Elementary dios

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Did I just die from shock in my dream? Oh well. . .

Yeah you’re pretty weird. Don’t talk to me again. Your toy is weird too. Everything about you is weird.

Yump. I’ve hamd enough. Youm were the lamst permsom thamt could be my friemd. No one limkes me amywayms.

Wait no what are you going to do? I’m sorry I don’t find you weird. Please jus-

1 hour later. . .

Well I guess he ended the world… Wait who are you?

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

What just happened! Oh it was just a dream. For some reason that dream just made me very sad but. . .

I think I’ll go by myself. The other kids won’t think I’m cool if I go with Mom. I’m sure I’ll be safe anyways. School is only like five minutes away anyways.

Hey son don’t about your mother like that. We do respect your decision though so you can go by yourself. I’m sure you’re big enough already. Have a great day!

Sure Dad. I’ll see you guys later.

Who do they think I am? This shouldn’t be hard right? They said it’s only like five minutes away.

5 minutes later. . .

Wait where am I? Oh well I think I’ll just cross this street.

Gotta look left. . .

Then right. Alright, no cars. Should be safe.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

That was a weird dream. I hope that doesn’t happen in real life!