Keri and Sheila Move from Tennis Lessons to
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Keri and Sheila Move from Tennis Lessons. . . to Power. Point Classes!!!
Why They’ve Made the Switch • They need to find something to entertain them during work; • They need to expand their Microsoft Office Horizon; • They need new skills • So they can find new jobs! • Plus, they need to use their brains. . . • Waste not, want not!
Current Work Activities • • • Sheila answer the telephone listen to the boss make awful jokes constituent letter data entry supervise retard interns water and coffee girl • • • Keri talk on the telephone listen to boss make awful jokes schedule data entry supervise interns ensure there is enough water in the office
Where Did They Go Wrong? Theology Marquette University Education Political Science • Teaching is listed dead LAST on this list. • Political Science: Not mentioned. • Theology: Not mentioned.
What They’re Going to Do About It Secure Position Using Extensive Hill Contacts and Microsoft Office Skills Move Back to Chicago Take Power. Point Class • • Contact Miller Goss for suggestions Secure Graduate Degree on May 21, 2006 Read trashy magazines and books Pad resume
How We Spend Out Year in Congress • Please note the light color (RECESS) is when Keri and Sheila are happiest
What Keri and Sheila Would Do if Retired • • • Craft Join tennis club Learn household fix-it skills Join reading club Garden Host tea parties Learn how to play golf Bring lunch to our sucker friends at work Sit by the pool Learn how to navigate all types of boats Go back to school; earn Ph. D. Volunteer at local library
Thank you for Watching • If interested in hiring Keri Kohler, please email Keri_Kohler@yahoo. com • If interested in hiring Sheila Holland, please e-mail Sheila. MHolland@yahoo. com • You know you can use all the skills they have to offer!!
