Joke 1 Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding

Joke 1 Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were driving? N 0, but I know exactly where I am. 1 9/10/2020

Joke 2 Shrödinger is pulled over for speeding. Cop (Suspicious after dealing with Heisenberg asks to search the car … …. ): Did you know that there is a dead cat in your trunk? Well there is now! 2 9/10/2020

Joke 3 Mrs. Schrödinger to Mr. Schrödinger: What the did you do to the cat? It looks half dead! 3 9/10/2020

Joke 4 What is the problem with Metro. Rail? It fails to commute! 4 9/10/2020

Joke 5 I don’t know what is wrong with Heisenberg. He seems so sure of himself lately. 5 9/10/2020

Joke 6 What is wrong with Schrödinger’s cat? Curiosity may have killed him. 6 9/10/2020

Peanuts The following “Peanuts’ cartoons are from http: //scienceblogs. com/pontiff/2010/01/quant um_cartoons. php 7 9/10/2020

Normalizable 8 9/10/2020

Bound State Physics 9 9/10/2020

First Quantum Text 10 9/10/2020

Let there be postulates. 11 9/10/2020

Continuum States 12 9/10/2020

It’s open to interpretation. 13 9/10/2020

Small Changes 14 9/10/2020

Call on Mikulski and Lewandowski 15 9/10/2020

QM: Take it on faith. 16 9/10/2020

Really! 17 9/10/2020

I took Schiff from Schiff. 18 9/10/2020

Perhaps on average 19 9/10/2020

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