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Isn’t it Funny How…
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Funny how much difficulty some have learning a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand explain gossip about someone.
Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, and don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Funny how people are so consumed with what others think about them rather than what God thinks about them.
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are when watching a movie.
Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing or shopping.
Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible and how easy it is to read 200 - 300 pages of a best-selling novel.
Funny how we believe what newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Funny how we cannot fit a gospel meeting into our schedule with a yearly planner, but we can schedule for other events at a moment's notice.
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a church event into our schedule, but we can adjust it for a social event at the last minute.
Funny how people scramble to get a front seat at any game, but scramble to get a back seat at church service.
Funny how we are so quick to take direction from a total stranger when we are lost, but we are hesitant to take God's direction to be found.
Funny how people are so consumed with what others think about them rather than what God thinks about them.
Funny how so many churchgoers sing "Standing On the Promises" but all they do is sit on the premises. .
Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
Funny how people think that they can get more accomplished in a lifetime without God than in an hour with Him.
Funny how a $10 bill looks so big when you take it to church , but so small when you take it to the mall.
Funny how you will not send this message to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
- No, there aren't
- Isnt rule
- Isnt the love of jesus something wonderful
- Life not fair quotes
- Isnt he beautiful
- Complex sentences with subordinating conjunctions
- Past simple future simple present simple
- Simple present and simple future
- Present simple present continuous past simple future simple
- Present simple, past simple, future simple
- Present simple, past simple, future simple
- Future simple in the past
- Swing past participle
- Presente simples
- Present simple past simple future simple
- Limerick about a cat
- White sheep white sheep on a blue hill meaning
- Six word memoirs funny
- Blankim
- Earned rhymes
- Project management funny quotes
- Cranial nerves mnemonic
- Good ending slide
- Example of a limerick
- Kennings for funny