If Sheldon Cooper was to join an IIM

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If Sheldon Cooper was to join an IIM : P

If Sheldon Cooper was to join an IIM : P

Professor: Sheldon, you are supposed to sit in the 3 rd row. Why are

Professor: Sheldon, you are supposed to sit in the 3 rd row. Why are you sitting here on the first bench? Coz, that’s my spot!

Professor: Ok, now who thinks they are smart enough to answer this question ?

Professor: Ok, now who thinks they are smart enough to answer this question ? Professor: Ok Sheldon, why do you think you’d be smart enough? Sheldon Cooper : I don’t think that I am smart! Professor: Are you crazy? Sheldon Cooper: No! My mom had me tested!

Professor: Can anyone give an example for bad customer service? Sheldon Cooper: On 2

Professor: Can anyone give an example for bad customer service? Sheldon Cooper: On 2 nd January 2008 I had ordered a triple cheese bologni sandwich with soya and mustard sauce and extra peprika at the Cheese Cake factory. Though Penny took the order then, I still haven’t received my Sandwich! …

PGP Office: Ok Sheldon, you will have to go to Baitul district for Rural

PGP Office: Ok Sheldon, you will have to go to Baitul district for Rural Immersion Programme. Sheldon Cooper: Ok, will there be Free Wi-fi? PGP Office: Umm… No! Sheldon Cooper: U mean it won’t be free, don’t you? : o

PGP Office: So Sheldon, what did you like about the RIP experience? The place,

PGP Office: So Sheldon, what did you like about the RIP experience? The place, people, ways of living, administration or government functioning? Sheldon Cooper: None! I just liked the Trains!

Sheldon Cooper goes to PI Shop (a local store). PI Shop guy: Hey, how

Sheldon Cooper goes to PI Shop (a local store). PI Shop guy: Hey, how can I help you? What are you looking for? Sheldon Cooper: Comics! PI Shop guy: We don’t keep comics. We keep only essentials. Sheldon Cooper: And what makes you say that Comic books are not essentials? : P

Sheldon on the neighbors door. Knock knock, Manoj Knock knock, Manoj: Yeah, what is

Sheldon on the neighbors door. Knock knock, Manoj Knock knock, Manoj: Yeah, what is it? Sheldon Cooper: I’m not feeling too well. Can you sing Soft Kitty, warm kitty for me?

PGP Office: Sheldon, you will have to go to IV next Wednesday in college

PGP Office: Sheldon, you will have to go to IV next Wednesday in college bus! Sheldon Cooper: IV! That too in college bus!

During Summer Interviews Interviewer: Why should we take you? Sheldon Cooper: a) Why should

During Summer Interviews Interviewer: Why should we take you? Sheldon Cooper: a) Why should I answer that? That’s your concern, you tell me! b) How would I know that? c) Technically, you cannot take me anywhere , you can only hire or recruit me…

During Group Assignments Sheldon Cooper: I don’t care if you are a girl and

During Group Assignments Sheldon Cooper: I don’t care if you are a girl and you have your girly problems! You cannot free-ride according to our Group Work Agreement!

PGP Office: Your End Terms end on 12 th March. Sheldon Cooper immediately books

PGP Office: Your End Terms end on 12 th March. Sheldon Cooper immediately books tickets to go back to US for 13 th March. After 2 days. PGP Office: Please note change in End Term schedule, your End Terms now end on 14 th March. Sheldon Cooper: Damn! Reschedules tickets to 15 th March immediately. After 3 days. PGP Office: Please note change in End Term schedule, your End Terms now end on 17 th March. Sheldon Cooper: Ok, I’ll book tickets after my end terms actually end, assuming they will end at some finite point in time! : P

Professor: If given enough start up capital, investment networks and legal support, what would

Professor: If given enough start up capital, investment networks and legal support, what would you do? Sheldon Cooper: Oh that’s easy! I’ll try to become both BATMAN and IRON MAN at the same time! m/ Professor: No, no. . I mean any business that you’d like to start? Sheldon Cooper: Umm. . Ok, I’ll open a comic book store and sell comics about me! : P

Sheldon Cooper to the Finance faculty. Sheldon Cooper: Why have you not given me

Sheldon Cooper to the Finance faculty. Sheldon Cooper: Why have you not given me full marks? Professor: Coz u’r balance sheet did not balance! Sheldon Cooper: Precisely my point, this balance sheet does not balance. I am not wrong. Professor: The balance sheet has to balance, you must have made a mistake somewhere. Sheldon Cooper: No! If I had made a mistake, wouldn’t I know it? : P

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