How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous business plan
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How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com Overview Values being created "Nearly 100% of innovation – from business to politics – is inspired not by "market analysis" but by people who are supremely pissed off by the way things are. " – Tom Peters "The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again. " – Al Goodman Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Targeted market "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. " – Oscar Wilde "I like nonsense – it wakes up the brain cells. " – Dr. Seuss "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. " – Fred Allen Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Brief history "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. " – Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, 1895 "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? " – H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927 "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1. 5 tons. " – Popular Mechanics, 1949 "The Internet? We are not interested in it. " – Bill Gates, 1993 Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Milestones completed and future plans "If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it. “ – Albert Einstein "All great discoveries are made by mistake. " – Young's Law "Everything that can be invented has been invented. " – Charles H. Duel Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Innovation Management Team "Few great men would have got past personnel. " – Paul Goodman "Since we live in an age of innovation, a practical education must prepare a man for work that does not yet exist and cannot yet be clearly defined. “ – Peter Drucker "The leaders say: "Let's be more innovative. " The staff says: "Bravo. When do we start? " The mid-level managers say: "Wait a minute, let's think about that. What about… and …? Have you REALLY thought it through? Does this mean I have to change? "" – Claude Legrand Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Growth Strategy Product "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones. " – John Cage "If you understand it, it's not innovation. " – Vadim Kotelnikov "If facts conflict with a theory, either theory must be changed or the facts. " – Benedict Spinosa Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Operational plan "Good artists copy, great artists steal. " – Pablo Picasso "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. “ – Albert Einstein "The secret to inventiveness is doing many diverse tings at a time – continually and chaotically. " – Vadim Kotelnikov "The ultimate inspiration is the deadline. " – Nolan Bushnell Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com Development risk "The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. " – P. B. Medawar Risk management strategy "We all agree our theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? " – Niels Bohr "The best way to kill creativity in a team is letting the boss speak first. " – Victoria Holtz Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com Growth risk "The more you measure and motivate based on innovation, the less likely you will have a truly innovative culture. " – Stephen Shapiro Risk management strategy "If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. " – Woody Allen "The way to succeed is to double your failure rate. " – Thomas J. Watson Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Other risks Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) "Nobody but lucky owners of a crystal ball can predict the future. “ – Vadim Kotelnikov "Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out. " – The Schalkner Converse to Hoare's Law of Large Problems Risk management strategy "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. " – Paul Ehrlich Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Markets Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Analysis "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. " – Oscar Wilde "People buy more weight loss books/diets (tools) than all other books, yet people are fatter than ever. Why? Most diets do not address the psychological reasons (mindset) for eating. The same holds true for innovation. " – Stephen Shapiro "The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun. " – Ralph Nader Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com Competition "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. " – Howard Aiken Marketing strategy "Everything popular is wrong. " – Oscar Wilde "You can have any color you want, as long as it's black. " – Henry Ford "It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. " – R. Serling Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Funds Required and Uses "Nothing ever get build on schedule or within budget. " – Cheops's Law "Under budgetary pressure (arbitrary or not) it is truly remarkable how many options one discovers one can do without. " – James R. Schlesinger "The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake. " – Murphy's Law Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten 3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures. com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten 3 Minicourse) Financial Projections "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. " – Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "To make a million, start with $900, 000. " – Morton Shulman Enjoy more humorous business plans at www. 1000 advices. com
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