Homer Goes to College The Simpsons Season 5

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Homer Goes to College (The Simpsons, Season 5) Homer: Look, the important thing is

Homer Goes to College (The Simpsons, Season 5) Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson. These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college. Nerd 2: No we didn't. Homer: Oh. Then I learned the real value of college is to study, and work hard. Lisa: No you didn't. You only passed your course by cheating, which you always taught us was wrong. Homer: Hmm. . . true.

Separate Vocations (The Simpsons, Season 3) Ms. Krabappel administers the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test

Separate Vocations (The Simpsons, Season 3) Ms. Krabappel administers the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test (CANT), First question. If I could be any animal, I would be (a) a carpenter ant, (b) a nurse shark, or (c) a lawyer bird. Question sixty. I prefer the smell of (a) gasoline, (b) French fries, or (c) bank customers. Janey: Well, that was a waste of time. Lisa: Janey, school is never a waste of time. Ms. Hoover: Since we have fifteen minute until recess, please put down your pencils and stare at the front of the room.

COMPARATIVE SUMMARY: TEACHING VS. TRAINING ENVIRONMENTS Teaching Training Longer Shorter Broader Narrower Uneven Segmented

COMPARATIVE SUMMARY: TEACHING VS. TRAINING ENVIRONMENTS Teaching Training Longer Shorter Broader Narrower Uneven Segmented Textbook-based Tailored, follows Presentation Much outside of class Minimal outside of class Academicians, GAs "Experts" Theory-based, few real-life applications Practical applications /minimal theory Information-based Skills-based Mostly individual work Group work, A/V, technology in and out of Grades, tests, etc. Outcomes measured mostly through perfo Little or none Highly structured Individual goals Individual & Common goals