Eric was strolling through the forest one day

Eric was strolling through the forest one day when he stumbled upon a magic gourd. He picked it up and a giant genie popped out. The genie, with ferocious purple hair, said, “You must grant ME three wishes!”

Then Athena appeared, fully armored, out of the head of the genie. Eric, rather flabbergasted and admittedly intimidated by this occurrence, answered the purple-haired genie, “But The genie exclaimed, “I I am only an ordinary man, wish these birds would how am I to grant you these disappear!” And then the wishes? ” At this time, 2 huge birds started pooping and white birds pooped on there was poop genie’s shoulder. everywhere!

The genie then yelled with fury, “I wish someone would clean up all of this poop!” Immediately, a broom appeared! The genie thought, “The broom will only smear the moist poop…” “I must come up with a different method to cleaning this up. ”

“I know, ” thought the genie, “a pooper-scooper!” I wish Eric would wish for a pooper-scooper…” said the bird from above.

As the bird spoke, the other bird swooped down and stole Eric’s wallet. Eric quickly took off his necklace and lassoed the bird back down to the ground.

The genie shouted, “I wish I had a necklace like that!” Eric, aware that this was the genie’s third and final wish, gave the genie the necklace. Eric then, as the genie disappeared back into the magic gourd, picked it up and went on his way. THE END!