Duct Tape By Mark Burrows It was forged
Duct Tape By Mark Burrows
It was forged from some rubber ad -he-sive, with fabric back-ing so it would be tough. And it granted who-ev-er po-sess-ed it the pow-er to fix lots of house-hold stuff
It has mag-ic more po-tent than Mer-lin’s It’s strong-er than the thunderbolt of Zeus… There’s no foe in the world it can’t con-quer. So keep it near. It always comes in use……
Duct tape, Ah-ah-ah-ah…
(Wait…)
It’s as stick-y as gum in your bra-ces, And tough-er than a T-Rex with a ‘tude… Though it’s just one and sev-eneighths inch-es, that nar-row strip won’t let us come un-glued…
If you wield it with cour-age and hon-or, no stick-y sit-u-a-tion will you fear… Then you’ll go on to have great ad-ven-tures… as one a-dept ad-he-sives en-gin-eer…
Duct tape, Ah-ah-ah-ah…
(Wait…)
1 (Split parts) • It can keep in the fluff… • It can fash-ion a tux… • If you drum in a band… 2 • …of an old ea-sy chair. • …You’ll look so deb-o-nair • …it can mend bus-ted sticks. There’s no-thing that duct tape can’t fix…
• • 1 (Split parts) … …on your un-cle’s tou-pay …it can make a bou-quet. …in a leak-y can-oe. 2 • It can hold down the hair… • If you’ve got a hot date… • It can patch up the hole… There’s no-thing that duct tape can’t do…
Part 2 only Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens, ET ad HEH-see-vah, Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens, ET ad HEH-see-vah
• • 1 (Split parts) Duct tape, Duct tape Ah-ah-ah-ah Duct tape, duct tape Ah-ah-ah-ah • • 2 Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens, ET ad HEH-see-vah, Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens, ET ad HEH-see-vah Ah…………………. .
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