Click to start using Atch OS Release 20030808

Click to start using Atch. OS

Release 20030808

Welcome to Atch. OS! Here you will set up Atch. OS so you can experience the intentional crappiness of Atch. OS! Hell, our name comes from the Esperanto Suffix “Aĉ” which means “bad”! Anyways, just set up this OS. ALSO DON’T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT PRESSING THE WEIRD RED CIRCLE! Username Password Product Key Why did you chose Atch. OS? Next

Welcome to Atch. OS! Here you will set up Atch. OS so you can experience the intentional crappiness of Atch. OS! Hell, our name comes from the Esperanto Suffix “Aĉ” which means “bad”! Anyways, just set up this OS. Stoopid Urrur X ALSO DON’T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT PRESSING THE WEIRD RED CIRCLE! Atch. OS has not yet implemented text input. Username This may come in a future release. (Not really) Password Product Key Okay Why did you chose Atch. OS? Next

Welcome to Atch. OS! Here you will set up Atch. OS so you can experience the intentional crappiness of Atch. OS! Hell, our name comes from the Esperanto Suffix “Aĉ” which means “bad”! Anyways, just set up this OS. ALSO DON’T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT PRESSING THE WEIRD RED CIRCLE! Stoopid Urrur X Username You have to enter in your information, doofus. Password Product Key Okay Why did you chose Atch. OS? Next

Welcome to Atch. OS! Here you will set up Atch. OS so you can experience the intentional crappiness of Atch. OS! Hell, our name comes from the Esperanto Suffix “Aĉ” which means “bad”! Anyways, just set up this OS. ALSO DON’T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT PRESSING THE WEIRD RED CIRCLE! Allisima **** PMTK 5 -7 KGQ 3 -97 GKM-13 BTK Because Atch. OS is awesome, duuuuh. Next

Atch. OS is installing. Please wait, this won’t take long.

Atch. OS has installed. The system will now automatically restart.

Release 20030808

Username ? Password Next

Really, you forgot already? X Your password is: Yourmomeatsbugs Username Okay Password Next ?

X Stoopid Urrur Atch. OS has not yet implemented text input. This may come in a future release. (Not really) ? Username Password Okay Next

You know what…? X Yeah, this login screen sucks anyways. Let’s just take you to the desktop already. Username Take to desktop Password Next ?

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1: 18 PM B T X A new version of Atch Web Player is available, click to download

1: 18 PM B T X Lol the X button doesn’t work silly, now INSTALL NOW!

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Atch Browser B T 1: 18 PM WARNING: Minimizing wipes your progress through the app, and opening an application while another is minimized closes the minimized application.

Trash B T 1: 18 PM WARNING: Minimizing wipes your progress through the app, and opening an application while another is minimized closes the minimized application.

Atch Media Powerhouse B T 1: 18 PM WARNING: Minimizing wipes your progress through the app, and opening an application while another is minimized closes the minimized application.

Atch Media Powerhouse B T 3 D Cube 1: 18 PM WARNING: Minimizing wipes your progress through the app, and opening an application while another is minimized closes the minimized application.

Atch Media Powerhouse B T Atchphabet 1: 18 PM WARNING: Minimizing wipes your progress through the app, and opening an application while another is minimized closes the minimized application.

1: 18 PM Help and Info B Settings Atch Browser T Atch Media Powerhouse My Files Crash Close End

Yes No

Start again

Stoopid Urrur 1: 18 PM B T X Stoopid Urrur Error: not enough space on disk to install Atch Web Player. Delete some useless crap ya have and then try. Okay

Atch. OS has encountered a severe error and has been “shut down” to prevent damage to your computer, even though that deserves to happen to you. If this is the first time you have seen this crash screen, too bad. If you have seen this screen before, get a new computer. It’s totally not the fault of Atch. OS. No, not at all. Here’s the error code: YOUR_MOM We are (not) sorry for the inconvenience, as unsaved data may have been lost. (Haha!) Possible reasons for this error: -A certain app caused the system to become unstable. -Two instances of the same app attempted to run at the same time. -You pressed the crash button, what did you think would happen? -You tried to delete a file -You tried to play a video or audio file, which is not supported. -You tried to turn the 3 D Cube™ left or right in the “diamond” rotation. -Some other reason, I’m running out of space to type out all of these reasons. Click here to Fast. Restart™ without the boring wait of the startup screen and the login screen. With Fast. Restart™, you are brought to the desktop instantly. Oh yeah, and thanks for choosing Atch. OS as your OS. We appreciate it. (Not really)

Atch Browser 1: 18 PM X Atch Browser This isn’t a search bar… Achoogle Bless you! You should know what this bar is for by now… Achoogle Search I’m Feeling Sneezy

Atch Browser 1: 18 PM X and Info Atch Help Browser B Settings Atch Browser T Atch Media Powerhouse My Files Crash This isn’t a search bar… WARNING: Opening an app from the Atch Menu™ from another app causes the other app to close. Achoogle Bless you! Close End. You should know what this bar is for by now… Achoogle Search I’m Feeling Sneezy

Atch Browser Stoopid Urrur 1: 18 PM X Atch Browser This isn’t a search bar… Achoogle X Stoopid Urrur Atch. OS has not yet implemented text input. Bless you! Thisshould may come a future release. really) You knowinwhat this bar is for (Not by now… Achoogle Search I’m Feeling Sneezy Okay

Atch Browser Stoopid Urrur 1: 18 PM X Atch Browser This isn’t a search bar… Achoogle Stoopid Urrur X Bless you! You have to type something in, doofus. You should know what this bar is for by now… Achoogle Search Okay I’m Feeling Sneezy

Atch Browser Caring Error 1: 18 PM X Atch Browser This isn’t a search bar… Achoogle Caring Error XBless you! We don’t care. You should know what this bar is for by now… Achoogle Search Okay I’m Feeling Sneezy

Atch Browser Stoopid Urrur 1: 18 PM X Atch Browser This isn’t a search bar… Achoogle Stoopid Urrur X Bless you! Uhh, you’re theishomepage? You should know already what thisatbar for by now… Achoogle Search Okay I’m Feeling Sneezy

Atch Browser 1: 18 PM X Atch Browser This isn’t a search bar… Achoogle X Bless you! You should know what this bar is for by now… Achoogle Search I’m Feeling Sneezy

Trash 1: 18 PM X Trash IMPORTANTDONOTDELETE. txt Restore Delete Empty

Trash Eww! 1: 18 PM X Trash IMPORTANTDONOTDELETE. txt Restore Delete X Eww! Don’t just reach your hands into the dirty trash like that! Gross! Okay Empty

Atch Media Powerhouse 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse Caillou OS 7: 44 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse 1: 18 PM X Atch Media Powerhouse Caillou OS_1 40. 3 KB Caillou OS_2 45. 6 KB

Atch Media Powerhouse Caillou OS_1 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse Caillou OS_2 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse midi_music_loop_dance 0: 48 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse X Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. 1: 18 PM Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

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Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube X Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. 1: 18 PM Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube Stoopid Urrur X Atch Media Powerhouse X Stoopid Urrur There cannot be more than two windows running at the same time. Okay 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. 1: 18 PM Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube Stoopid Urrur X Atch Media Powerhouse X Stoopid Urrur Wait… OH CRAP 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. 1: 18 PM Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet 1: 18 PM X

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Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet 1: 18 PM X

Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet X Atch Media Powerhouse 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. 1: 18 PM Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet 1: 18 PM X Atch Media Powerhouse X Stoopid Urrur There cannot be more than two windows running at the same time. Okay 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

Atch Media Powerhouse Atchphabet 1: 18 PM X Atch Media Powerhouse X Stoopid Urrur Wait… OH CRAP 3 D Cube Rotate a cube. Atchphabet Learn your ABCs!

Textbook 1: 18 PM X Textbook File Edit View Format Help

Textbook 1: 18 PM X Textbook File Edit View Format X File Error If you want a file so badly, just make one yourself. Okay Help

Textbook 1: 18 PM X Textbook File Edit View Format X Don’t be lazy Edit the text yourself! I’m not doing all the work! Okay Help

Textbook 1: 18 PM X Textbook File Edit View Format X Viewing Error Your viewing it right now! Okay Help

Textbook 1: 18 PM X Textbook File Edit View Format X Format Error There is only one format. Deal with it. Okay Help

Textbook 1: 18 PM X Textbook File Edit View Format X Help Error There’s no help for you, buddy. NOOOO! Help