CATCH22 Part III Avignon 4 That was the

CATCH-22 Part III

Avignon 4 “That was the secret Snowden had spilled to him on the mission to Avignon--they were out to get him; and Snowden had spilled it all over the back of the plane. ” 4 “A man was killed in his plane over Avignon last week and bled all over him. He swears he’s never going to wear a uniform again. ”

Ferrara 4 Yossarian went around for a second time 4 Rewarded for his supposed “heroism.

Bologna 4 Yossarian doesn’t go around even once this time.

Luciana and Nately’s Whore 4 “You won’t marry me because I’m crazy, and you say I’m crazy because I want to marry you. ”

Doc Daneeka 4 “It’s not my business to save lives. ” 4 “I don’t know what my business is. All they ever told me was to uphold the ethics of my profession and never give testimony against another physician. ”

God and Religion 4 “And don’t tell me God works in mysterious ways. There’s nothing so mysterious about it. He’s not working at all. He’s playing. Or else he’s forgotten all about us. ”

4 A country bumpkin 4 clumsy, bungling, brainlesss 4 conceited, uncouth hayseed 4 “. . . How much reverence can you have for a Supreme being who. . . include[s]. . . Phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation? ”

4 “What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain? ” 4 “You don’t believe in the God you want to, and I won’t believe in the God I want to. ”

4 “Haven’t you got something humorous. . . I’d like to keep away from the subject of religion altogether if we can. ” 4 “Couldn’t we pray for a tighter bomb pattern. ” 4 “Atheism is against the law, isn’t it? . . . “Then it’s un. American isn’t it? ”

4 “They’ve got a God and a chaplain of their own, haven’t they? . . . You mean they pray to the same God we do? . . . And He listens? . . . Well I’ll be damned. ” 4 “Honesty now, Chaplain, you wouldn’t want your sister to marry an enlisted man, would you? ” 4 “Tell him to trust in God. ”

Seeing and Illusion 4 Seeing everything twice 4 Seeing everything once 4 “We’re all in this business of illusion together. ” 4 “Yossarian, don’t you recognize me? ” 4 “All the time I though his name was Giuseppe. . ” 4 “What difference does it make? He’s dying. ”

4 déjà vu, jamais vu, presque vu 4 the naked man in the tree 4 “He felt himself surrounded by dense, overwhelming fogs of possibilities in which he could perceive no glimmer of light. ”

Catch-22 4 Catch-22? “Sure. If I take you off combat duty, Group has to approve my action, and Group isn’t going to. They’ll put you right back on combat status, and then where will I be? On my way to the Pacific Ocean, probably. ”

Yossarian 4 Yossarian also worried about Ewing’s tumor and melanoma. Catastrophes were lurking everywhere, too numerous to count. When he contemplated the many diseases. . . Potential accidents. . It was miraculous. Each day he faced was another dangerous mission against mortality. And he had been surviving them for 28 years. ” 4 Yossarian!!!(? )!

Peckham and Dreedle 4 “War is hell” 4 “. . . He believed that the young men who took orders from him should be willing to give up their lives for the ideals, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies of the old men they took orders from. ” 4 “General Peckem even recommends that we send our men into combat in full-dress uniform so they’ll make a good impression on the enemy when they’re shot down. ”

4 “You mean I can’t shoot anyone I want to? ”