As a trained nurse Patricia values her time

As a trained nurse, Patricia values her time away whether it’s a short break or part of an annual lengthy getaway. She realises the opportunity to get and explore but not everywhere her and her long suffering travel companion, husband Peter, go to have been a success. From experiencing almost transparent towels and dirty bathmats in Morocco, filthy isolated cottages in Wales and having a nightclub vibrating through the floorboards of their hotel room in Portsmouth it sounds like the Browns have experienced it all. Whether travelling in the UK or further afield to places like El Hiero, Cyprus or Sicily it seems that these two travellers are unlucky and anything is likely to happen to them: “…we were staying at a hotel where the shower door came off in my hand. ” (Page 30) I am not sure that many people can acclaim to having that happen to them whilst they are on holiday! Whilst hellish experiences at the time, the Browns are clearly able to laugh at what have got to be some of the most horrendous holiday experience ever – they are certainly ones that I would never want to encounter personally. This is a light-hearted, humorous account of the worst hotel and guest house experiences one woman has been unfortunate enough to suffer. Read this and you will find yourself cringing for them as Patricia describes each unbearable moment. The only downside, Patricia never names and shames, so be warned you may end up staying at one of these locations for yourself.