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Opening Question What place makes you feel the most uncomfortable? What people-group makes you feel the most uncomfortable? I would never belong to an organization that would have me as a member. (Groucho Marx)

The Dead Shall Rise Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise. You who dwell in the dust, awake and sing for joy! The earth will give birth to the dead. (Isaiah 26: 19) Though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. No mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller. (Vincent Price)

Awake from the Dust Many who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake; some to everlasting life, and some to everlasting shame and contempt. (Daniel 12: 2) I am cursed, condemned to the shadows for all time, so that my suffering would never end. (Barnabas Collins)

A Plague of Rot The Lord will smite Jerusalem’s enemies. Their flesh will rot while they still stand, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths. (Zechariah 14: 12) Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip. (Satipo) Throw away the idol, I’ll throw away the whip. (God)

Unable to Die In those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them. (Revelation 9: 6) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Worm Food Hell is where the worms that eat them do not die, and the fire is not quenched. (Mark 9: 48) The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout. (The Pogues)

Rattle of bones There was a rattling noise across the valley. The bones joined to form skeletons. Muscles, flesh, and skin formed on their bodies. (Ezekiel 37: 7 -8) A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, "Gimme a drink and a mop. “ (Mitch Hedberg)

Army of the Dead I spoke as the Lord commanded, and they came to life and stood on their feet; a great army. (Ezekiel 37: 10) Thou hast doomed us all! When thou misspoke the words, the Army of the Dead awoke! (Army of Darkness, Wiseman)

Returned to Life The tombs also were opened. And many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised. (Matthew 27: 52) I have created the Smith. The waster was created to destroy. (Isaiah 54: 16 – seen on a license plate “IS 5416” in The Matrix)

The Zombie Cure Christ, being raised from the dead, will never die again; death no longer has dominion over Him. (Romans 6: 9) Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring death’s doorbell and run away. Death hates that. (Darynda Jones)

Yet Shall He Live Jesus said, “I am the resurrection, and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live. " (John 11: 25) I told dem I be comin’ back, mon. Dey say “No way!” But I say “Yahweh!”

A Magical Place Whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has crossed over from death to life. (John 5: 24) Oh, so that’s what that does… (Phil “his first name is agent” Coulson)

Dead People In the same way, count yourselves dead to sin but alive to God in Christ Jesus. (Romans 6: 11) I see dead people. They don’t even know they’re dead. (Cole Sear)

Not Too Late Today if you hear his voice, harden not your heart. (Psalm 95: 8) Future events such as these will affect you, in the future. (Himself)

Closing Question Eph 2: 1 Rom 6: 11 Prov 21: 16 Matt 8: 22 Luke 15: 32 2 Cor 5: 14 Col 2: 13 1 Tim 5: 6 Rom 6: 23 What dead sin have you been walking with? What dead people are you walking right by? How can you lead the walking dead into life? “My son was dead but now he is alive. He was lost, but now he is found. ” So they celebrated. (Luke 15: 24)