A Few Simple Rules To Follow At Work

A Few Simple Rules To Follow At Work You will always succeed

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• Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing • At work, the authority of a person in inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. • Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” • Following the rules will not get the job done.

• Getting the job done is no excuse for not the rules. • If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done. • If you are really good, you will get out of it. • Publications that contain no errors, will develop errors at the printers !! ( YES )!!

• Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. • No matter how much you do, you never do enough. • People who go conferences are the ones who shouldn’t. • The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

• To err is human, to forgive is not our policy. • When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “ how would a lone ranger handle this?

• When you do not know what to do, walk fast and look worried. • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

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